ericanthem September 27th, 2008 08:33AM  
Well, the speaker has a six pack, is quite bored, and does not need the listener... He also has a little bit of money. He had more money previously, but decided to spend it on beer. It seems he has a reputation for being intoxicated and not very helpful. Regardless, he is confident everything will be alright. Especially if he drinks his six pack. Furthermore, it seems he prefers the consistent high of beer to the psycho mind games commonly encountered when encountering female companions and having sex with them. He has been drinking beer for a number of years. He is currently happy that he has a solid stock of beer. The people he eluded to (those criticizing his sobriety and helpfulness) apparently have very little knowledge concerning partying. In fact these particular people are very naive in regards to most subjects.