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anonymous October 30th, 2005 04:20AM  

This song is related to a very trying time in Chris Martins life. He was on his way to a car boot sale in the grounds of Bletchley Hospital one particularly wet, windy May afternoon. Gwentyh was driving as Chris had sprained his left wrist in a rather unfortunate accident involving a multi-pack of Wotsits and a fold up bed.

Gwentyh had hoped to get to the sale fairly early as she was looking to purchase Kerplunk as a birthday present for Michelle McManus (fat Scottish bird that won Pop Idol). They had met at a charity auction raising money for penguins with learning difficulties (PLD).

Chris had suggested to Gwyn that the quickest route would be via the B4034 from Fenny Stratford before turning into Rickley Lane. Gwyn was happy to follow these instructions as not only is she a bird she is also from America and had no idea about the complexities of the Milton Keynes roundabout system. She was on the blob as well which didn’t help.

They reached the Hospital at about 9:45 and were ushered to a parking spot by an overweight 12 year old girl with pony tails and a hair lip.
In his haste to grab a bargin Chris opened the rear side drivers door without realising a travel version of connect 4 was lying against it. He and Gwyn decided to buy this on a day trip to Weston-super-Mare the previous August.
The entire contents of the box fell out of the door and all over the wet muddy playing field being used as a temporary car park.

Chris realised his mistake and jumped out of the car to pick up the pieces. He sensed Gwyns concern so shouted "don’t worry, everything is not lost".