keep_fishin06 April 20th, 2006 09:13PM  
Contrary to popular belief, this song is NOT about masturbation. An episode of VH1's "True Spin" explains all. Gordon Gano wrote this about a girl he liked in high school. She was popular, and she told him that she wouldn't date him because he had tiny hands. It's written partially from her perspective. It's NOT about jacking off.

anonymous May 12th, 2006 10:54PM  
It has to be about masturbation, maybe it has something to do with his girlfriend not dating him because he had small hands. but hello, how freaking vain can you get? and why is he staining his sheets?

Surfer_Coyote October 12th, 2007 01:15AM  
Big hands is code for big breasts. It's about drugs and whacking it. Case closed.

anonymous June 27th, 2009 07:22AM  
when you jack off usually you dont stain your sheets cuz your not going to shoot a load on perfectly good sheets unless you have to. but when you are yearning for someone and when your in highschool wet dreams are common. so i agree that its not about jacking off. it also might be about giving oral pleasure. my girlfriend shes at the end she is starting to cry. body and beats i stain my sheets..