absent_victim September 26th, 2005 03:10PM  

I think this song speaks for itself.

anonymous November 25th, 2005 02:34PM  

Ok. So I have an absolute infatuation with Blink-182, and when I heard this song, it guaranteed them my permanent favorite band. Tom sounds so adolescent, that for him to say that, it's similar to like a 15 year old horny kid saying holy god I wanna hump my dog...

ily April 13th, 2006 07:40PM  

This song's great! It's just a general laugh, having a good time and shit..

shithead April 15th, 2006 09:47PM  

This song was just a joke nothing more than that.

St.J July 7th, 2006 10:13PM  

A strange story about screwing dogs and pirates.

anonymous July 25th, 2006 08:45PM  

Everyone above is wrong this song is actually about a woman who went over seas to open a coffe shop. A man walked in one day with a strange disease, he was so hairy and he had along tounge, so they called him the dog man. She killed him and stole his tounge and sold it to a farmer to to this day keeps it in a glass bottle next to some pickled eggs. I base this on absolutly nothing.

xXJOSHXx August 18th, 2006 01:43AM  

No ok I'm serious about this...Animal control found a dog with a condum up his bum...And clearly blink wants a blew job from this dog...Or pirate...Or pirates sister....I'm all jokes, this song was actually completely piontless and dumb and awesome...I liked it...Good for a laugh

anonymous November 16th, 2006 08:23PM  

Maybe they wanna fuck Johnny Depp in the ass? and a dog?

anonymous January 16th, 2007 01:47AM  

Or maybe johnny depp is the dog a.k.a pirrate...that makes sense..

anonymous May 28th, 2007 05:49PM  

Nono

He wants to fuck a dog and he tries to fuck your mom and your dad, but he only finds a dog.

Then he tries to fuck a pirate in the ass but it seems the pirate was not a pirate but his/your own sister.

A very deep song indeed. Masterpiece of our time =P

(no seriously, its all just a joke ;-) )

hanukkah50 June 6th, 2008 10:31AM  

This song makes me want to fuck a dog......i think ill go fuck rex outside

anonymous August 7th, 2009 09:25AM  

The power of beer and weed causes these funny songs

himynameismayo September 5th, 2009 05:52PM  

This is an in depth song with a lot of meaning and really expresses Tom DeLonge's greatest wants. To fuck DOGS and PIRATES.

(: