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Tool - Hooker With A Penis Song Meanings

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Tool
Hooker With A Penis

I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he...
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Submitted by: roxusan
Added: 2005-11-04 01:54:15     Rating:
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Despite the song's title, it is not about transvestites or male prostitution. The lyrics "I sold my soul to make a record" are comparable to the common saying that proestitutes sell their soul to make money. Tool likens this to a musician, or more specifically, their own band: they sell their soul to make money.

"All you read and/Wear or see and/Hear on tv/Is a product" implies that we're all whores in one way or another. We sell goods like any prostitute.
Erm, that is all.
CHOW! And don't touch the sushi.


Submitted by: dayhok
Added: 2005-11-16 19:15:59     Rating:

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Although the previous interpretation is accurate, there could still be more detail added to it. The song title for instance: Hooker with a Penis. Another name for a penis is a tool and a hooker sells themselves. Therefore, tool is selling themselves in this song. Whether this incident has actually happened to one of the band members or not is still debateable. Then again, finding anything concrete other than songs and live footage of tool is always abstract and rarely acknowledged by the band members themselves.

The man refers to record and television executives who "run" everything.


Submitted by: tool9386
Added: 2005-11-29 17:28:00     Rating:

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This song is about a fan who tells Maynard that they have sold out after their first EP and Maynard says that to put out and advertise for a record IS selling out, and he sold his soul to make a record. So if he's the man, then you're the man as well for buying his CD so he can you can point your finger up your ass. Shut up and buy his new record. The song is extremely straight forward.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2005-12-27 04:10:58     Rating:

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It's his anger at people pointing fingers at others, as in selling out. From the lines "sucking up to the the man" and "if I'm the man you're the man" and last but not least "buy my new record" are all saying if you buy the record you have no reason to talk because he's the "man" per-say and by buying his record you have just SUPPORTED him. Which if you read the first sentence again shows that if you buy the record you sold out just like he did.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2006-03-25 13:42:34     Rating:

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I think that the boy in the song represents someone who blames another for something even though they contributed to it. Obviously, he's saying that Tool "sold out". Maynard comes back by saying "We may have sold out, but its partly your fault because you bought the record." Its basically a song about how we all need to unite and take the blame for something we all contributed to.

Thats my interpretation. Not sure how accurate it is. I agree with the submissions above also.


Submitted by: narduzzi1120
Added: 2006-05-30 01:34:08     Rating:

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The meaning of the entire song can be found in the name. A hooker is someone who gives their love away, gives their dignity to reap a small benefit of life. Being a prostitute is a desperate attempt to make money and have a life. The song title describes someone who has gone beyond that. A person who would fake who they are so they could participate in a digusting act to make money. Basically, the whole song describes the depths that people will go to make a life for themselfs. "Pointing the finger, blaming the other" and being a hooker even though you are a man are just 2 examples.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2006-07-17 22:07:44     Rating:

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I've always interpreted it just as the song title suggests. You solicit the services of a hooker & find out that she has a penis--she presented herself as something that she's not. In turn, Tool fans put the band on such a high pedestal then come to find out that they're just a band out to make a buck like the rest of them. Seems pretty straight forward to me.


Submitted by: keepgoingspiralout
Added: 2006-07-31 21:50:13     Rating:

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This song is about fans that accuse Tool of selling out, when in fact the entire purpose and goal of bands is popularity, fame, and money. Also, MJK points out that the accuser is a hypocrite for listening to their music and supporting the band. He should just "shut up and buy my new record......Send more money."


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2006-08-27 05:10:04     Rating:

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Hooker with a penis is about a dude that came up to Maynard and said he was selling out.But the guy was wearing vans and labeled clothing,and drinking coke.So whos the real sell out?


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2006-09-08 11:16:02     Rating:

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This has to be the most absolutely straight-foward Tool song ever. I mean, Maynard didn't really run into some kid like this, it's probably a metaphor for the hypocritical "fans" of Tool's music. You know, the same people who critisize "10,000 Days" because it "lacks substance." those dicks. Point and case, Tool is only for deep thinkers, not finger-pointing, vans-wearing dickbags.

-wang


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2006-11-14 21:22:25     Rating:

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I heard someone say once that a lot of people go too deep into what Tool is talking about. I agree. This song is pretty straight-forward. To me it's saying everyone is a sell-out in someones eyes so fuck you. Even the title, as off as it seems, indicates selling out: a hooker is there for sexual favors.


Submitted by: Sin
Added: 2007-02-27 13:02:58     Rating:

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"This has to be the most absolutely straight-forward Tool song ever. I mean, Maynard didn't really run into some kid like this, it's probably a metaphor for the hypocritical "fans" of Tool's music. You know, the same people who criticize "10,000 Days" because it "lacks substance." those dicks. Point and case, Tool is only for deep thinkers, not finger-pointing, vans-wearing dickbags.
ya know...i think this is one of the best interpretations of this song..
especially the part where Tool is and isn't for those loud "TOOOOOOLLLL MUTHAFUCKA" concert yellers and ignorant hat-twisted-sideways people...it is because they use incredibly appealing music and a part of people connect to Tool in that sense... but it isn't because they could care less to what Maynard is saying..and I quote from a friend "Maynard just says jibberish but the music fuckin Rox" lol
And it is those Jibberish people that point fingers and say Tool sold out and such... but the deep thinkers could care less... its poetry in motion...
So ya, whether you hear Jibberish or sheer beauty... Tool's got both... so either you sell out or are taken into a journey of puzzles and knowledge..


Submitted by: Reaper
Added: 2007-08-10 13:50:43     Rating:

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It is pretty straightforward. Whether this conversation literally took place or not is dubious, especially with a "boy" so thoroughly consumed by commercialism.

But the meaning seems clear. To "sell out" means to forsake the message and ideals of the band, surrendering to corporate demands to produce a more accessible record and thereby maximize sales.

Can you think of ANY band today who fits this description LESS than Tool? I can't. Tool's lyrics are controversial and cryptic. Tool takes five years to make a record. Tool's songs are too long to conveniently fit into radio playlists.

So the accusation is ridiculous, and the people making it are clueless. Bear in mind that this alleged conversation took place after only a single full-length studio release.

This song is basically taking the long way around to address "fans" that believed this about the band. These fans enjoyed the exclusivity of Tool's relatively small fanbase. To them, being a "fan" of Tool was a way to be non-conformist. When "Undertow" became a smash, their little club was infiltrated by the masses and they didn't like it. Tool's popularity made them suddenly less appealing as a means of expressing individuality. So, angry at having "their" band stolen from them, they lashed out at Tool.

This song is Tool's response to those people.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2007-08-11 00:21:09     Rating:

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This song is simply about the stupidity of the average American consumer
and the lack of passion displayed in marketing


"All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
and then you bought ooone. "


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2007-10-15 18:38:22     Rating:

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I heard that Hooker with a penis is about Zach De la Roca from Rage Against the Machine, makes sense to me.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2007-11-20 19:18:09     Rating:

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That's crazy that guy bringin' ZDLR from RATM into the puzzle. check out MJK's guest vocals on the brige in "know your enemy" on RATM's self-titled album from 1991!(lyric="I've got no patience now...) So its ovbious the two had relations in the past. Friggin CRAZY!


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2007-12-04 04:55:00     Rating:

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I like all the interpretations pretty simple song. Just wanted to say that I love how if you buy and wear a TOOL shirt that you are just that, a tool. They meant it to be this way and its brilliant. Fits right in with Aenema and others.


Submitted by: anonymous
Added: 2008-02-26 17:17:13     Rating:

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Thsi song is pretty interesting, ....i love it...ANYWAYS, its basically talking about "sellouts" or "wannabes"..lol
thats all I have to say...


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