Tool: Die Eier Von Satan Meaning

Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel teaspoo Salz
Eine Hash-türkischen knifetip
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanille-Zucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
150 g gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und...

1. anonymous

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   May 16th 2006 !⃝

   What does one think when one says Hitler? I think of a killer of millions of innocent men, or a brutal murder of a hundred thousand too many women and children.
   Satan like.
   In this song the person who is telling of this "recipe" of satan's balls is talking to a crowd and is explaining this recipe of his in great determination, and the crowd is cheering in support.
   How did Hitler die?
   Suicide.
   Not much balls for someone that brutal huh?
   No balls...
   No balls...
   NO BALLS...
2. Zaq

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   Feb 21st 2006 !⃝

   Entertainment, indeed. It is very funny when you find out what the lyrics mean, because it's definately not what you thought of when you first heard it.
3. kcp

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   Feb 15th 2006 !⃝

   Additional thoughts:
   
   1. The fact that speculation about the hidden meanings of a cooking recipe would be debated on sites such as this can be seen as an additional facet of humor for this lyric.
   
   2. There could be some connection between Satan and Hitler...who knows? This one should have been obvious, but I don't necessarily imply that this is the case.
   
   3. It could be an inside joke on those who don't know or care to try to learn German.
   
   4. Although this song may have hidden meanings intended by the author of which I don't fully comprehend, the entertainment value based on humor alone is enough to gain my respect for the author.
4. crazy71texan

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   Feb 8th 2006 !⃝

   You know I don't know jack about German, but this song is so awesome and from what my friend who does know German said...it is about a cookie recipe. It might be deeper then I see it but I'm just not getting it.

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5. anonymous

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   Feb 5th 2006 !⃝

   All it is is a recipe for hash brownies.
6. Timmy

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   Feb 3rd 2006 !⃝

   I think that "satan's balls" is another name for the recipe.
7. anonymous

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   Jan 30th 2006 !⃝

   Too much thought and not quite enough patience in this place.
8. Zaq

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   Jan 29th 2006 !⃝

   From FAQ @ Toolshed.down.net ...
   "Die Eier Von Satan" ... man, I don't speak German!
   The title means "The Eggs of Satan" (or "The Balls of Satan" = "Satan's Balls").
   G53. Great, but what does the rest of "Die Eier Von Satan" mean?
   The secret is out now that everyone has translated it: it's a recipe for ... a certain kind of cookie. With no eggs. Complete lyrics are posted to toolshed.down.net's lyrics section.
9. anonymous

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   Jan 26th 2006 !⃝

   It's definitely a recipe for some kind of hash cookies. I spotted the name on a menu in a hash bar in Amsterdam referring to the shape and the feeling you have being stoned and feeling sick. Eier (eggs) is a German expression for balls. So its a pun. Hash cookies in general are baked without eggs.
   
   If there is a deeper meaning behind these lyrics, I don't get it.
10. Zaq

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    Jan 16th 2006 !⃝

    I like your interpretation, it's one that I've never heard.
    
    To those that attacked me based on my earlier post: Come up with your own interpretation of why he says "and no eggs" so many times. Why doesn't he say "And no zucchini," or "And no tartar sauce?" Neither of those are ingredients in this recipe either.

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11. Zaq

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    Jan 16th 2006 !⃝

    Sorry, I forgot to mention that eier means "eggs", but can also mean "balls," like the spanish word "juevos".
    
    On second thought, I'm not sure of this interpretation, but I think there is more to the lyric "Und keine eier."

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12. tool9386

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    Nov 29th 2005 !⃝

    Umm...why would satan having no balls have anything to do with a cooking recipe??
    
    It's just a simple recipe, but when read in German every thinks "Die Eier Von Satan" is Nazis talkig about satan or screaming about jews or something sadistic, but the funny thing is... it's just a recipe.
13. Zaq

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    Nov 11th 2005 !⃝

    ... and NO EGGS!
    What Maynard is implying is that Satan has no balls. It really is quite genius that someone who is considered (by those who don't think) to be evil or a satanist or anti-christian to write this. It just proves that when it comes to keenan, you will never know.
    But then again do any of us know anything? Read the short story "Test," by Theodore L. Thomas. It can be found in the anthology "The Best Horror Stories From The Magazine Of Fantasy And Science Fiction."

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