The Mountain Goats: No Children Meaning

No Children Lyrics

I hope that our few remaining friends

Give up on trying to save us

I hope we come up with a failsafe plot

to piss of the dumb few that forgave us

I hope the fences we mended

Fall down beneath their own weight

And I hope we hang on past the...

1. anonymous

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   Aug 31st 2014 !⃝

   Okay, as much as I love dogs and have rewritten song lyrics for dogs. This is not an interpretation of "No children" or the intent of the song but, I have to admire the rewrite. Printing for my "99 Red Dogs"... they rule the world, my world.
2. anonymous

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   Jun 5th 2011 !⃝

   I hope that our few remaining humans
   Give up on trying to train us
   I hope we come up with a failsafe plot
   To eat all the cheese that escaped us
   I hope the tricks that we learned
   end up getting us in trouble
   And I hope I hold it past the last outside
   Inside I'll make a pee puddle
   
   And I hope the dog park fences
   Someday fall down
   And I hope the running brown rabbits lead me far away
   And I never come back to this town again
   in my life
   I hope I lie
   And tell everyone you didn't pee on that guy
   I hope you get bathed
   I hope we both get bathed
   
   I hope I cut my gums biting you tomorrow
   I hope it bleeds all day long
   Our friends say the best treats come in cargo shorts
   We're pretty sure they're all wrong
   I know the best treats of all
   are the kind you can roll in
   and I'm going to find them before you do
   I'll never hear good dog again
   
   And I hope when you think of me years down the line
   You can't find any of your toys
   And then you'll realize that just before I left
   I ate all your toys
   
   I am barking
   At nothing at all
   You are barking right with me
   We are total jerk faces
   And I hope you get bathed
   I hope we both get bathed.

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